The South
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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Georgia
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,
So he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Georgia Tech
And I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would
you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then
replied, "Everything but my earrings.
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Alabama :
A bunch of ole boys from Alabama went deer hunting, and paired off in
Twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a twelve-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked.
Henry had some kind of a stroke and died. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and carried that deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
Steal Henry!"
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Louisiana :
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of The world comes,
I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied that he'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
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Arkansas
The young man from Arkansas came running into the store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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North Carolina
A young blonde lady in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of
the car and one behind it. Then she got back in the car.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked her what the problem was. "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
She responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
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And My favorite:
You can say what you want about the South, but did you ever hear of anyone
retiring and moving North!
Redneck Stuff
Jet-powered Beetle
Hemi-powered grill
Redneck picture gallery 1
Redneck picture gallery 2
The Duct Tape Guys
